What Girls Want
I asked Billy what he thought girls wanted.
He said they like lots of ice cream.
If you don’t get them ice cream
They get very cranky.
I think Irma likes ice cream.
I wasn’t sure if that was universal, however.
Billy sometimes lacks subtlety
In his approach to things.
So I asked Mom.
She said girls like boys who are
Smart, kind and have a sense of humor.
Mom hasn’t been to school in a while.
The popular boys in school
Seem to be dumb, mean and tall.
I guess Mom meant girls in the olden days,
Before they became crazy.