Sometimes events outside our control can turn us into a
hypocrite.
One of the many things that have never made much sense to me
is the decision for a person to get a tattoo. People change their minds and
their tastes about every six minutes, more frequently if they’re a teenage
girl. Styles change quickly and often leave us wearing yesterday’s clothes.
Tattoos are so much harder to update.
What kind of long range plan is involved when a person gets
a polychrome tattoo of Big Bird riding a bicycle on their chest. Or how about
putting the name of your soon-to-be ex-girlfriend or boyfriend on your upper
thigh.
Nevertheless, I spent last Wednesday getting a tattoo. I didn’t
mean to, but it is apparently required as part of my upcoming radiation
treatment. Who knew? Not me, which says a lot about my own long range planning.
And the worst part is they’re just dots. They don’t even have some deep meaning
related to my philosophy on life.
In any case, this seemed an appropriate time to post Tattoo Haiku (In the Cat’s Eye, 2009) which consists of four haikus related
to my still-prevailing opinion of these things. Go ahead and trash me. I am a
certified “old abutment”.
Tattoo Haiku
They call them “tramp
stamps”,
Tattoos where a spine
should be,
Flashing underwear.
Polychrome tattoos,
Branding wearers forever.
Colorful cattle.
Tattoo’s objective.
Drilling beneath the
surface,
To find someone else.
Yesterday’s tattoos.
Faded graffiti
painted
On old abutments.